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Hah threadwaste.
Bikini Hula Stormtrooper fetish? Internet Delivers: randomn.es/images/715b53a1b7a1a9cda40c9c014fa1783d.jpg

29.5C here. WHO IS HOTTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
I'm always HAWT DT.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
I NO
Especially yuor nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
You are the hottest

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
also
probably would to the stormtrooper, but only if they kept the helmet on.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
They're probaby quite the eyesore, good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
It's a boy, Seb.


edit. also, fucking randomburn. turn up, or not?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
he knows.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Actually, yes, yours did.
Thank you for that, it was a massive pile of shit, I'm using it to keep my cups of tea on. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
splendid
I would expect no less. at least it's going to SOME use.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

HEY i am TOTALLY going to have a peanut butter and strawberry jam sammich when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
unless i choose goooooooseberry jam.
which is my favourite.

but the strawberry is a NEW JAR zomg.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
This is more exciting than my evening plans
I'm going to draw a picture whilst intermittently watching Boston Legal.
Then I might play ARMA II, which is a new computer game that should have downloaded when I get back.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
i also have to unpack, sort laundry, dig the garden and do a big heap washing up.
SIGH.

i might get the wine and smokes out to help me.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Wine and cigarette will make you fat, make you smell and make you ugly
+ier
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
LIES
wine and cigarettes make you well fucking sexy. I should know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
GOOD PLAN.
I will look after the cr3. He is ill today.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
make him tea and put the cat hat on him.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
haha, promise me you'll do nice things for him,
BUT ONLY IF HE DOES A LITTLE DANCE EVERY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Besides, I know what ails him.
The deep-seated illness that blights his life.

There is no cure for no-chin-itis
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Actually, maybe RJ could give him a transplant.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Damn, I was just about to make this same joke with your name.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
NO MOD?
RIOT! RIOT! *posts a dead baby*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
*Infects a paedo with tourettes*

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Poor JenK.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
I hope you put enough stamps on
they are bigger than a normal envelope, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
27C Here. According to my little widget.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
there is no way that your 'little widget' is 27cm

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
wait, is that imperial or metric cm?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
31 here and my boxers have shrunk a bit, and that's not due to broomage either...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
fit

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Thanks mate, you're not too bad yourself...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
I want you to finger my arse with your grubby fag-stained wankspanners
you gorgeous Russel Brand-a-like Cher-bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
fingering your ring bit would feel like I'm trying to check Popeye's teeth and it would be whirled around like his spinach consuming pipe
You fanny burger loving sexbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
HB U

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
TY :D x

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
31C

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
30.2C

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
28C

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
You won by .5 according to my firefox addon.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
The local weather monitor station says 28C, if that makes you feel better?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
27.6C air temperature in Sheffield apparently.
It's fucking lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
28
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
I'm so fucking hot, seriously.
I went to the pool, but they were using it for swimming practice, fuck that, i'll go tomorow at 9... just between the workaholic and housewhale sessions.

I then went into Marks where my brain turned into mush, I spent an hour in there trying to work out what to have. It was a 50/50 between a roast-chicken for sannywangiez, and some sort of pasta/carbonoara/chorizo thing I wanted to make... but then, outta no where, I decided on salad and queush. I'm sure you're all as griped by that as I was.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
An hour?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Just over.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
I'm ever so griped.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
queush?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
Key-sh.
I also got a mellon, brought the big issue guy a big thing of orange juice, and some other stuff that I can't remember right now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
crap i have a melon that needs using.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
I bought a melon last week and had to throw it out becuase I forgot I bought it :(

MELONCHOLY SUBTHREAD
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
All da playaz in da house got/had some mellon in their fridge.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
It's a revolting 30 degrees here
which is about 20 degrees above bearable
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
Am I the only fucker here without a thamomiter thing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
No, Gonzo
I don't have a Thamomiter
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
I don't have a thermometer,
but I do have this www.sheffieldweather.co.uk/meso2/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
They should have that for the entire UK.
That's quite cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
It's pretty good.
The 'lighting' button at the bottom is great when there's a massive storm moving around too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
Saw it.
I think this is rather good www.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
It's a good thing that shefield is a solid plat...platu....platoo...... thing, shut up, it's too hot.
Anyway, it's a good thing that it's all in equal shaddow.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
Plateau?
Sheffield doesn't have one of those. And the seven hills tend to concentrate the heat something fierce, until the only reasonable place to spend any time is with your feet in the Peace Garden fountains.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Well yeah, it's going to be a bit different where I am. I'm not sure where the weather station is to be honest.
But it'll be pretty similar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Which part of Sheffield you in then?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
West of the city centre,
near the University
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Oh, I know it.
Ranmoor/Hunters Bar way? Lovely part of the city.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Bit further north than that.
Not too far from West Street.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Ah... Crookes?
There was an infamous /talker who lived that way- bit of a cunt by the name of Parrott- most known for being sexist and shouting "You're wrong" at every opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
Bit further in than Crookes.
Still close to the students, but they've all buggered off home now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
Ok, in the general S10 area.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
OMG the green needle moved!
this is like INSTANTANEOUS weather, fuck, this is soooo cool, it's like being able to stick my head out the window, ONLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Yep, it's pretty useful when I'm working in the lab in the basement.
There are no windows there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
Yes
They're the new Pokeymons
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
I'm just about to go and fetch one

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
it's currently at 31.8

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
31.9

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
32,1

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
About 28 in Wakefield I think.
With a nice breeze to take the edge off.

Should be bloody hot in London tomorrow mind, hopefully I won't get heatstroke whilst seeing Blur!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
You should move in with SickRik in Headingley.
It'd be a laugh riot.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Rik's moving to Headingley?
Oh bugger, and it was such a lovely area beforehand.

Thankfully that's still about an hour away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6267175
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Oh Cock.
Suddenly, the North just isn't big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
I don't know who to feel more sorry for.
It's like we're turning the North into spaz-prison.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
I was here first!
Tango-man can move to bloody Alderley Edge for all I care. He'd fit right in with the orange peel brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
YES !
Inside a week, Pisty will have gotten laid by 10 beutiful models, or StiRik will get a gig doing comedy at the local old folks home.... it's a win-win.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
I can imagine in both situations /talk would be choking on their lattes.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
35c outside
What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)