My brother has mumps!
And I haven't had the MMR.


/scared for the life of my testes
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I had mumps when I was a nipper,
yet my sperm are so potent, I could shoot both of your ear clean off your head, at 60 paces.

Try to avoid any sort of carnal relations with your brother, for a couple of weeks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Why?
You're not going to reproduce, you big gay bumpants.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)