I have manflu
just in time for the weekend. My muscles ache, I'm shivering like a shivering cunt shivers, and every time I cough my skull tries to leave my spine.

Cunts.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

sounds like how I felt
most of this week

*sympathy hugs*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

Have you infected me
with some sort of internet virus?

/technoilliterate
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

You have the e-Pox?

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

iPox:
1,000 germs in your pocket.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

if your tonsils end up looking like mine do
then you can blame me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

Manflu

is pathetic, you should all just grow up and get on with it

/may be upset about something else, sorry for being blunt :~
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

would you like to talk about it?

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I would

but I think I am just going to be snappy, and I hate it when I'm like that. Thank you though...:)

*feels sleepy*
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

look into my eyes
not around the eyes, in the eyes

*snap*

right, you're under

you will now fall asleep for two and a half hours and wake up feeling better, then go make me a cup of tea after I get out of this meeting

*snap*

you're back
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

*strokes*
*lemsips*
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)

Ooh
lemony!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

My brother has mumps!
And I haven't had the MMR.


/scared for the life of my testes
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I had mumps when I was a nipper,
yet my sperm are so potent, I could shoot both of your ear clean off your head, at 60 paces.

Try to avoid any sort of carnal relations with your brother, for a couple of weeks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

Why?
You're not going to reproduce, you big gay bumpants.
( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

are you sure it's not bumaids

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I misread that as barmaids
then my brain turned it into housemaid's knee
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

I misread a Virgin Trains advert about breakfasts on Pendolino services
as "Pendulous breasts" last night. It happens to us all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

I see breasts everywhere
though not as often as

Error

The database is too busy right now.

*seethe*

I hate newsletter day
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

My none of the senior staff are in and it is 3:30.
My girlfriend is waiting for me at home and she has breasts. I think I might leave early.

*contemplates*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Call it a 24 hour bug,
take paracetamol and ibuprofen and stop whining. And try not to give it to your missus!

And get well soon, she typed grudgingly ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I had it yesterday
And have not been whining for the first 24 hours.

/brave little soldier
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

You are indeed.
Suck on this lollipop and settle on the sofa with a duvet, there's a poppet.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Suck it in soldier!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)