are you sure it's not bumaids

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

I misread that as barmaids
then my brain turned it into housemaid's knee
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

I misread a Virgin Trains advert about breakfasts on Pendolino services
as "Pendulous breasts" last night. It happens to us all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

I see breasts everywhere
though not as often as

Error

The database is too busy right now.

*seethe*

I hate newsletter day
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

My none of the senior staff are in and it is 3:30.
My girlfriend is waiting for me at home and she has breasts. I think I might leave early.

*contemplates*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)