Just like so many missed opportunities.
I may take myself away and cry for a little bit.

It's stuff like that has destroyed my potential career as a stand-up comedian.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

I bought a pack of ´pork in cider´a while back for the humorous banter that would occur when people saw it in my cupboard
sadly not many people go through my kitchen cupboards & the one that did, didn´t get the hilarious innuendo & I had to explain it, which ruined the whole thing.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)