I like to get my mouth around a nice juicy pink lady
and I understand that Moohala loves cox.





What's your favourite variety of apple?

lol inuendo
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Hang on, I'm struggling with this post too.
Is this a post about nothing.
with a question about food at the end?
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Is that what I've been doing wrong?

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

ALL THIS TIME!

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

It's all so simple.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

It's a pune or play on words.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

The one that's being held by a baby's arm in my pantaloons

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

that's not a baby
it's my winky.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

OMG I TOTALLY had an apple earlier
can´t remember what breed it was, but it was ok.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

I'll bet it was a russett
you filthy whore.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

granny smith is a right go'er.
dirty mare.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

man custard apple

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

I'd have to go for the Pink Lady too.
The tastiest antipodean fruit I can think of.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

*something about a famous gay Australian*
...only I can't think of one.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

Certainly not Jason Donovan, he´s as hetero as they come

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Jason Donovan?
Kylie?
Larry Grayson?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

Larry Grayson was Australian?
Well I'll go to the foot of my stairs.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Pink Ladies.
They seem to be the most expensive, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Tescos were doing them for £2.39 a bag
or two bags for £2 for about three weeks.

They've stopped now.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

That's quite good.
Aldi in Waterford sells four of them for 49c, which is very cheap.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

My greengrocers does a fantastic range of local apples in the autumn.
I don't really bother with them for the rest of the year
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

The ones what go into cider

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

See
If you had said "The ones that go in cider" I'd have said "Bananas?" which would have been hilarious- but you didn't, so it's not.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Aw shame, that would have been great

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

Just like so many missed opportunities.
I may take myself away and cry for a little bit.

It's stuff like that has destroyed my potential career as a stand-up comedian.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

I bought a pack of ´pork in cider´a while back for the humorous banter that would occur when people saw it in my cupboard
sadly not many people go through my kitchen cupboards & the one that did, didn´t get the hilarious innuendo & I had to explain it, which ruined the whole thing.
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)