He's already got you pregnant?!?!!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

!!
I have an Implanon contraceptive implant under my skin. I am the next best thing to a cyborg.

/ain't taking chances
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)