Pah. It's barely even reached the heights of usenet over a 14.4kbps modem yet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

*goes away again*

( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

I can't remember why I came to the internet just now.
Oh no. I've remembered again. Weather forecast.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

You were drawn to me like a moth to a flame.

( Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

[flitter flutter flitter flutter dry dusty wings all falling to bits]
Now that's what I call cyber, baby.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Prestel, baby
motherfuckin Prestel
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

They still had minitel in France until about ten years ago.
The duck-teasing primitives.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

What an excellent name
for our Gallic chums
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)