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(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
Its stopped now
Who are you
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)
some old fart
popped along for cheap thrills, and boy did I get thrilled....
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Wanna have sex?

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
LEMON PARTY!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
I saw the best shock site, ever
Its 2girls1cup, but you cant exit the site
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
Haha
I've seen worse than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
yeh dood dis 1 tyme i woz lyk on da intinets an i cliked on sumfin dat wnt 2 sumfin.on.nimp.org an it totaly wnt crazzy chukin porn n shit al ova da place an i cdnt shut it dn lol

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
lol wubu2 bbz txt bk xXxXx

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
BME Pain olympics?
1man1jar?
fingerslam?
hai2u?
1guy2needles
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
The one where the Russian bloke got done in with hammers & shit was rather bad

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
Don't you worry Buttercup.
JMG, B3ta's hero has it all under control.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Just so happenes to be b3tas first member
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
HOW did I DO that?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
Dole something something Mum
I'M TOO HOT TO PUT THE EFFORT IN
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
lol yeh

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Hahahaha, I like that!
Replacing the 'i' with an 'a'! Ah man, top stuff. Gonna have to keep my eye on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:39, archived)
Oh now I see!
Haha, yeah! That's BBC3 comedy gold, right there!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
ITV2
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
There's plenty more where that came from
// TODO: witty comment
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
I feel I must inform you and everyone.
Thunderstorm in Cornwall.


Dramatic news.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
for some odd reason
I get this news on twitter, including the news that there is a flood warning in Barry tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
Just one of many reasons not to go to Barry.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
Or perhaps one of the most compelling reasons yet
TO go
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
it is really rubbish isn't it? i felt when it first started there would be promise, but it let itself down
although people of similar nerdy needs have met, shame they are not funny
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
I just got a spec email from an agent about a .net job
The agent is called Dirk Benedict.

You don't think....
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
I'm going to reply..
and see if he can "face" a "starbuck"s
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
I think you've got a problem and only they can help.
If you can find them ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
WOW
WIT
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
I farted once.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)
Just the once?
You'll end up looking like a barrage balloon if you keep that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)
Pah. It's barely even reached the heights of usenet over a 14.4kbps modem yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)
*goes away again*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)
I can't remember why I came to the internet just now.
Oh no. I've remembered again. Weather forecast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
You were drawn to me like a moth to a flame.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
[flitter flutter flitter flutter dry dusty wings all falling to bits]
Now that's what I call cyber, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
Prestel, baby
motherfuckin Prestel
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)
They still had minitel in France until about ten years ago.
The duck-teasing primitives.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
What an excellent name
for our Gallic chums
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)