Keith Chegwin's bollock hair?
I simply don't believe you're not holding anything.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well believe it

so there!
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Socratic dialogue
is truly not dead while this talkboard continues.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

On the contrary:
Cockmunch.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

Neither do I.
And as such I make more guesses:
A can of WD-40
A bucket and spade
A pack of playing cards
Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney
A shoulder blade
Giblets
A gusset
A Jade Goodey work out video
Semen
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

You forgot
Voodoo dolls of the Bangles
A canoe
Twelve beetles
The Prime Minister of Malta
and a barbed-wire sculpture of Jethro Tull
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

And...
One beetle
Two beetles
Three beetles
Four beetles
Five beetles
Six beetles
Seven beetles
Eight beetles
Nine beetles
Ten beetles

I'm bored now.
Imagine the rest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

That's a lot
of beetles.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

My stag beetle is now dead

it took ten days for it to die, he is syill in the tub on my balcony, looking slightly smaller than he did.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)