Haha!
Your Googlage seems far superior to most
(littlelise- domestically challenged, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 3:34,
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I spilt a shitload of grated parmesan over a hot cooker once
the house stank like burning tramp underpants for a week
(Gilgameshgazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 3:33,
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