There's only one mature way to settle a dispute like this:
FIGHT!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

*nipple cripple*

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Unless it looks like
this its not a real fight.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)

why is there
a bloke with no trousers climbing over the wall?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)

oh please
I'm currently breastfeeding a baby with seven teeth. you don't scare me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:37, archived)