MUahaha! tha'ts right i'm taking you to DFS!
nowbuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofa
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)

they said on the adverts "there's a world of choice at Carpet World"
lying bastards, I went there and it's just carpets
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

"But look! Were also got some chipped and unwrapped 'quick-lock' laminate....enough to cover your downstairs toilet."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

I seem to have this urge to buy you a sofa
only as long as DFS DON'T have a sale on though...
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

"At DFS we only have ONE sale a year...
...shame is actually lasts for all of it."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)