I cower whenever I post something, hoping it will please his warped sense of what's good and what's shit

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's not warped,
it's merely based on fact rather than opinion unlike other forum users.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

If you think your opinion is fact then you've just proved my point
*trombone sound effects*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I hope when you read my posts you intentionally ignore my sarcasm.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

one day, man. one day you will be able to stand tall and shout to the heavens...
I HAVE MASTER OF TURNIPS' VALIDATION!

then a golden staircase will come down and take you to valhalla
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)