"Give a fisherman a fish and he can feed his family for a day, but give him a fishing net etc etc..."
Fuck that, he'd just eat the net the greedy fucker.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

I also hate those shit cunt hypocrites PETA.
They kills thousands of animals each year that they've 'rescued'.
www.petakillsanimals.com/
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Careful DG
I don't like PETA either but I suspect that article is somewhat biased and probably not 100% true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)

Mmmm nylon noodles

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)

aw man I want noodles now :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:27, archived)

I have noodles at home
6p a pack, you can't go wrong
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

OR CAN YOU?
Nah. You can't.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)

Fucking love those things
Ultimate post post snack.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:30, archived)

Now I'm thinking about what to have for dinner
Do I have a can of soup or cook some noodles and tasty vegetables?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

I like to have them as a post post post snack

( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:32, archived)

You're a goalie's nightmare you are

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)

build a man a fire and he will be warm for the night
set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)