POP3?
Does that mean it's fluent in over six million forms of communication?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:44, archived)

Go and stand in the corner
and wank think about what you've done.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)