It's hot. Hot and wet,
that's ok if you are with a lady, but that is no good if you are in Ireland.

or something.

Obligatory weather/lunch report.

I have tea and sausage rolls.

and if you really, really, really don't give a flying fuck about the weather or lunch make yourself useful and tell me a joke.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yeah.
Let's discuss LOVELY dinner.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:27, archived)

later jammie.... later
lunch is now, dinner/tea time argument is for later on. after the fatties have had afternoon tea and suchlike with cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off and French fancies.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:32, archived)

What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe?
One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and wrecked its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

Lunch will be salad
Dinner maybe soup or noodles and vegetables
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:28, archived)

I've just had a fag.
I may go watch Public Enemies later
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'm trying to convince my boss that we should turn a container into a swimming pool
He's having none of it :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)