Shh, I want to hear more about imagining tennis in the heat

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

I'm looking at a hot and sweaty fit as fuck Russian tennis player on the TV box right now.
Plus, I fucking hate the Williams sisters. Almost as much as I hate Azarenka
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

It is a RIDICULOUS scenario, isn't it?!

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

I rocked back into my chair, lit my pipe and let out a little guffaw at the absurdity of it all

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

It's like that episode of Doctor Who when they visited the Planet of Playing Tennis in the Heat
and Doctor Who was like "the fuck is this?"
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

Then Ace blew up Robo-Sampras with her satchel of pipe bombs

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

And that CyberHenMan was like "YOU WILL BECOME LIKE UZZZZ"

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)