Would you like to have Supermatt as your personal naked butler and driver?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)

little bit of sick came up just then
who am I trying to kid, it was quite a lot of sick really
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

I read "butler" as "buttered"
*fans self*
*opens a window*
*applies frozen peas*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Mmm freshly buttered Supermatt
Thats nonce fresh, right there.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

I Can't Believe It's Nonce Butter

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

Bread and bummed her pudding

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)