Would you pay me to sunbathe?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)

I'd pay you to never be seen in public again.
I could probably even get that payment tax free as a charity.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)

Hmmm
Can I be seen never again in public but somewhere sunny? Like a garden?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)

No, if you're outside or the building has windows people might accidently catch a glimpse of you and need expensive therapy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

Oh
I don't want your money then.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

You can't reject charity.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Watch me

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Somebody stop her! She's rejecting charity!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Pfft
MOT cant even give it away.

Poor MOT:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

It's nothing a nuclear bomb won't sort out.
So what if we have to take Scotland with her?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)