I bet you've got a massive pair of pants covered in mud
and the arse of the trousers is disguised to look like a muddy dam type thing with logs and leaves and muck

and you sit in a river, hoping otters will mistake your silken tube for their set and crawl up it.
( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

It's true.
I got them off your Dad.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)