Roast turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, a bit of bacon, and bread sauce spread on both bits of bread.
I was answering glued eel's question about sandwiches. It was good. Then the thread I was replying in god deletered.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

and just like that
the internet is ruined.
( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

You ruined it by deleting that thread, you utter
SHITCUNT
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

I bet you've got a massive pair of pants covered in mud
and the arse of the trousers is disguised to look like a muddy dam type thing with logs and leaves and muck

and you sit in a river, hoping otters will mistake your silken tube for their set and crawl up it.
( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

It's true.
I got them off your Dad.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)

BANG
and the internet is gone.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Food on food going into my mouth food food food

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

I this a list of Bob Geldof's children's names?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

i had a microwaveable panini for lunch
MICROWAVEABLE.
( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

it was SURPRISINGLY CRISP for microwave food.
and yet, still nauseating.
( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

The mistake was believing delicious food other than baked potato could come from the microwave

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

the mistake is thinking a microwave is an acceptable place to cook a potato
for anyone who doesn't suck off goats for pleasure and profit.

Oven on about 140, rub oil and salt on the skin, into the oven for about 3 hours.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Yes, because we all want to wait until 10pm to eat a bloody potato

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

start earlier then, you fool
or eat something that is more suited to the timescale you have available.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

i didnt believe it was be delicious.
i believed it would be warm and cheesy.

I WAS RIGHT.
( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

I got one of them from Waitrose
it was OK, actually. I didn't realise it was microvavey until I got it home. Bearable, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)

both bits of bread Supermatt's naked, pale, writhing body.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

om nom nom.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

I THINK YOU'RE ALL TOO MEAN TO POOR SUPERMATTY.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)

Yes please

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)