I had a 6 word one:
Homophobes meeting; please use back door.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)

ewwww
thats gay
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

near me is "Chariots Roman Spa
(Entrance at Rear)"
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)