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A block of text has made the front page of b3ta.
This is clearly a sign of the apocalypse.

Another could be when Gonzo was able to spell 'dehydrate' without any errors.

What signs of the apocalypse have you seen and how are you preparing for the end of mankind?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
Yesterday I saw a midget riding down the middle of the road on a pig
He was wearing a little Napoleon outfit.

These are the end times.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
I waved, you didn't wave back
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
*waves RIGHT AT YOU*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
*sadfaces*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Rejected!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
*waves enough for a hundred spangolins*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
FUCK YEAH BEARDY MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
BINKY
I am sorry I posted and ran. x
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE HARBINGER OF DEATH
I'll remember for next time
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Are we story telling?
Two days ago, I was in the bus station (waiting for the bus, obviously) and a mother was standing near me with her two kids. The older kid was throwing the the remains of his pasty to the pigeons (I was really hungry and hated watching this) then out of nowhere, his little brother who was drinking a bottle of pop, saw him doing this and decided to follow suit. Throwing a nearly full bottle of fanta at the pigeons. Knocking a couple of them off guard and one clean out. Funniest thing I've seen with pigeons since watching a tramp volly on into the side of a bin!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
obviously you need to pour it into little cups

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
I sin dees 4 niggaws on orses

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
I had a block of text on the front page
That was a long time ago and the world didn't end then either.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
Have you factored in the swine flu?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
PARMAGEDDON!

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
I can't claim that one
Ben Goldacre.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I like him, heard him on a podcast just yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
APORKALYPSE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
I had a 6 word one:
Homophobes meeting; please use back door.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
ewwww
thats gay
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
near me is "Chariots Roman Spa
(Entrance at Rear)"
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
I'd like to see more
ultimate trolling before I die.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
you shitcunt, that's my work you're linking there!
I did that!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)
Well then, you know what I want for christmas from you

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
that was when me and another tech support guy got sacked from Zen Internet
they ran that shitty little recruitment site, anyone could register and just post a job description there

somehow this information found its way onto Usenet and several IRC channels
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
haha
Nice. I was looking through my old liked posts and that one still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
there were hundreds of pages like that, attrition only archived the front page
Zen got tired of clearing out the database every half hour and closed the site down
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
I like the woman doing the Picard palm face at the bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
Facepalm Girl, Deadperson Stickpoker, Mong and Dancey Man
None of them look like particularly employable sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)





sniff
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
So...
how was your birthday then?... Hmm?... The one you share with hubare?...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)







sniffSNOFF
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
Ahuh... right... of course...

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
BARKBARKBARK
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKbarkbarkbarkBARKBARKBARKbarkbarkbark.....
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
Hey there boy! Would you like a biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
I still can't figure out how he presses the keys

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
Maybe he has a head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
impossible, he can't look up to the top row

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
There have been a couple of days when I haven't wanted to kill anyone.
Troubling times.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
I get this sometimes.
But only after I've killed everybody on my list.
It never lasts long.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
If I were going down that slippery slope I'd have probably slid into 'there'll be less money so they'll make films they know lots of people will want to see in the cinema, ie BIG BOOM CRHHSHAWW BADADADADADADAAD KNNNEEEEOOWWWW NAZIS'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
I like this post so much I'm going to copy it onto a block of cheddar, then shred the cheddar.
Grate forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)