Fatman Forever.
Mykey discovers the secret of eternal life; is disappointed that it is not "eat more cake and pies."
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

Fatman and Robin
Mykey eats a robin or something. He's fat. That's the punchline. Malchick laughs himself into a coma.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Fatman and Robin.
Footage of Mykey furiously wanking over pictures of Burt Ward.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Fatman Begins.
The tale of Mykey's childbirth, when he ate his way out of his mum's uterus.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

The Park Knight.
Mykey wobbles between bins at an Aberdeen recreation ground, searching for scraps of food having literally eaten himself out of house and home, mortar and all.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Hahaha :) I love you.

( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

The Pork Knight.
Mykey fights crime using pig-based meat products. Which he then eats, because he's a fat.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)