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Remove, add or change one letter in a film title to make a completely new film. With hilarious results.
Udder Siege: Steven Segal lays waste to a herd of cattle and also cooks.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
Jews: A beach in Cyprus is terrorised by gonzo's family.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Have we ever done how much Gonzo looks and acts like Roman Bellic from GTAIV?
gameland.com.hr/wp-content/gallery/grand-theft-auto-iv-likovi/gta-4-roman-bellic.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
We have now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
This amuses me more than it really should.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Looks more like Maffers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
doesn't look like a guffbeak to me

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
hmmm, maybe. Coz Maffers is a Guffbeak...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
CHK MA PROFIL 4 HT BEAK ACTION

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
*snort*
very astute
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Sped
It's just the titles and the end credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Jews.
We're gonna need a bigger bagel.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
Let me just look at the image challenge for this and I'll get back to you.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
LOLTERGEIST.
Good Moaning Vietnam, with the dewd from Allo allo.
Attack of the 50ft Wogan.
Dos Boot
The Constant Hardener (with viagra pills and that)
E.T.A - Coming soon
Iron - lol tron
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Dos Boot is the best one in there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/challenge/movieletterswitch/popular
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
This is by far the best
www.b3ta.com/board/7931789
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Spar Wars.
Sci fi in a corner shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Spar Trek
A film about a very long walk to the corner shop.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Jews 3

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Underpendence Day
An entire day spent under the town of Pendence, Missouri
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Schindler's Lust
A young jew becomes a world renowned author of erotica.
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
Schindler's Fist
a boxing/holocaust extraveganza
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Schindler's Lisp
A three hour tale of one man's fight to pronounce his own name properly
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Oh, boo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
Germinator
In the future a war rages between humanity and seed boxes in greenhouses.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
Ricky.
It's that cunt Gervais getting beaten up by Apollo Creed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
Beetoven
An oven for beetroot
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Cam Swapping Sluts 2.
Women of low morals trade their cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Dawn of the Deed
A 3-hour epic in which a young man must risk his life to complete the sale of his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
Two Girls One Cut
A heartwearming tale of siamese twins having an operation to separate them
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
Silence of the Lamas.
Some tibetans lose their voices.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Ming
A ming vase is found in pristine condition. Sells for £1.5million at auction.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mong
A mong is found in pristine condition. Gets fired at the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spitless Mong.
A spacker requires artificial saliva on hot days.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
The Pursuit of Happiness.
Just like the real film, only with a spell checker.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Office Spice
A new spice girl joins the group after Gerri leaves. Turns out she's shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
Close Encounters of the Third King
King George III is abducted by aliens, with hilarious results. Starring Adam Sandler.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
The Cock
Starring Nicholas Cage
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
Hurry Potter
Where he is always in a rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
Transfarmers 2
Er, sexy transexual farmers? Or farmers who change into things?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
Graveheart
Mel Gibson fails to motivate anyone as a really shit William Wallace leading Scottish rebels to a humiliating defeat
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Gene With The Wind.
A documentary about Gene Hackman's 30 year long battle with excess flatulence.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Fatman.
Starring Mykey.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Fatman Returns.
Mykey logs back onto b3ta between snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Fatman Forever.
Mykey discovers the secret of eternal life; is disappointed that it is not "eat more cake and pies."
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
Fatman and Robin
Mykey eats a robin or something. He's fat. That's the punchline. Malchick laughs himself into a coma.
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Fatman and Robin.
Footage of Mykey furiously wanking over pictures of Burt Ward.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Fatman Begins.
The tale of Mykey's childbirth, when he ate his way out of his mum's uterus.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
The Park Knight.
Mykey wobbles between bins at an Aberdeen recreation ground, searching for scraps of food having literally eaten himself out of house and home, mortar and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
Hahaha :) I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
The Pork Knight.
Mykey fights crime using pig-based meat products. Which he then eats, because he's a fat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
It's a Wonderful Lime
Over two hours of really really wonderful limes
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
Diet Hard
Mykey is giving 48 hours to shed 10 stone.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
Diet Hard with a Vengeance.
Mykey force feeds the man who made him shed 10 stone in 48 hours in Diet Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Diet Hard 3: Diet Harder
Mykey is forced to shed a further 20 stone in just 24 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
Or was that Die Hard 2?
I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
Brie Encounter
Laura Jesson falls in love with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
Flush Gordon
An epic quest to get the Prime Minister to fit down the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)
F for Fendetta.
A Gonzo joint.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
The 4 Year Old Virgin
Quite a boring film, actually
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

www.bobpitch.com/anon/Chopper3_4yov.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Ah, fuck

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
Toad Trip
The high experienced from licking the back of Amazonian frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)
Pie

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Jacob's Jabber.
WACK WACK WAH WAH WACKA WACKA WIB WIB WIB WA WAW WAW
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
Fredquency
The Life and Times of Dr. Fred Quency
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
Public Enemas.
Well not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
Pup Fiction.
Dog lies.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
Schindler's Fist.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
Jurassic Ark
A boat load of dinosaurs turns up on the west coast of America with hilarious results. Starring Adam Sandler as Raptor #2
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
Coy Soldiers.
Doesn't need a tagline, the image is amusing enough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Fight Cub
Beating the shit out of baby bears.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Crosswoads
The Celts are angry, again
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Citizen Kanye
Awwww shiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Casablanka
All about the green dude from Street Fighter's house
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
Laurence of aLabia

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
WILL:E

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
The Lives of Mothers

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
The Incredible Hull
Rod Hull's glorious life and tragic death
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
Requiem for a Bream.
Songs for dead fish.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
The Pianis

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
D.V.L.A Confidential

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
The Mammy
An Irish Mother rises from the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Nonce Upon a Time in America
Roman Polanski directs.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Rash Hour
Jackie Chan gets a red discolouration on his leg. It fades after a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Dull Metal Jacket.
Needs a polish.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Clitty, Clitty Gang Bang

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
Flight 92
On 9/11 a plane does nothing extraordinary and lands successfully on time.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
A fridge too far
It ends with mykeyboy drinking a river in despair.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
The Block Hole
A child tries to get the red cube through the circle slot on his toy.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
There Will be Flood.
Noah is tested.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
The Goodfather
Dad raises his children right.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Jurassic Pork
Granny Porn
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Bad Teste
Aliens invade New Zealand and get a taste for balls
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
The House on Haunted Hull
A building constructed over Rod Hull's grave gets haunted by an angry emu ghost
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
Twelve Donkeys
Blackpool beach.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
The Sith Sense
A small boy can sense Darth Vader
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)