I don't really care about the tennis
why should I press the red button?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

To get a weather forecast.
I hear there's rain coming.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

I don't think we talk enough about weather you know.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Tell me what the weather's like where you are.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Hail aimed down vertically from above, and there'll be a 30% chance

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

It's sunny here.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

because you don't want old people's tennis for the tennis.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)