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Mate of mine came back from festival this year (my wife wouldn't let me go) with photo of a stall selling camping chairs. They had a sign saying "Your chair is a cunt. buy me instead"
(seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

Everyone should use their Red Button and watch Mansour Bahrami and Henri Laconte play the old man doubles.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

I don't really care about the tennis
why should I press the red button?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

To get a weather forecast.
I hear there's rain coming.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

I don't think we talk enough about weather you know.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

Tell me what the weather's like where you are.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

Hail aimed down vertically from above, and there'll be a 30% chance

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

It's sunny here.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

because you don't want old people's tennis for the tennis.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

I might even put a little pink umbrella in my drink
/ac
( moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

I want a massive margarita glass with some vile tropical 80s cocktail with an umbrella.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

I want a really thick creamy cocktail so it congeals in the heat.
^ STRIKETHROUGH OPPORTUNITY
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

h m
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

what is the point in telling us this without showing the picture
:(
/moody bitch
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

It's not moodiness.
It was a shit thread starter.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

More like a shit-thread dumper.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Exactly, the cunt is tryin to mug us off like kippers, what you gonna do sp@m?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

OI G0ns
I like your f/b quiz.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)

Fuckin'L Gonz
I'm going to do cunting in the fucks I am that angry today.
I have never felt more like I cannot be arsed in my entire life. I don't know if it was the 4 hour budget meeting I had to sit through this afternoon, or the heat, or the fact that all of a sudden my angel child has turned demon on me and instead of asking for things nicely he says GET ME A DRINK NOW, so I say no and then we have to go through 4 hours of screaming because we're both stubborn cunts. He shall not win though I do NOT have ignorant pig shits for children.
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

Eh?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

haha pussy whipped

( scott,, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

What's YOUR-SORT's equivalent?
Shitty-whipped?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Coool Hhwhipped.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)

Ring-fenced?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)

perv.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)

lol yeah

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

yeah great, why don't you STICK IT UP YOUR SHIT PIPE WITH A CACTUS or something

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

you really are a terribly grumpy fuck, aren't you?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)