We had hedgehogs in our garden last night
It looked like a mummy and a baby. Did you know baby hedgehogs are called hoglets?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)

Which one did you step on?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)

None
I just put them in the wheelie bin
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)