Well done
I've got to go to my sister's wedding tomorrow. I haven't bought a toaster as they've been living in sin together for 5 years
( magnum, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

You'd think that after five years or more they would have saved up for a weekend wedding.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Buy her a quickie divorce
They'll thank you by christmas
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)