I'm moving house on Wednesday, it's all very exciting I'm sure you'll agree
You should buy me a prezzie. Not toasters please. I might invite some of you to bring me booze if you're lucky. I'm great, me. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

i've got you a toaster.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

I've got you some cancer
Bad timing all round :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

INSENSITIVE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Yet ultimately satisfying

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I'll warm your house for you.
I'm very warm.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

With your shit pipe?
You shit pipe smoking cunt
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

So I'm invited yeah?
I'll bring my flavoured pipe tobacco.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Sorted

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'll buy the party hats and bring jelly and ice cream.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

You're on the bench out front
Knock if you need the bog
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

The bench, is that the slang term for where the coolest people hang out?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yeah sure

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

My house is too warm already :(

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

Well done
I've got to go to my sister's wedding tomorrow. I haven't bought a toaster as they've been living in sin together for 5 years
( magnum, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

You'd think that after five years or more they would have saved up for a weekend wedding.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Buy her a quickie divorce
They'll thank you by christmas
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

What about a toaster that can toast 6 slices of bread?
I bet your current one only does 4.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

I don't have one at all
I survive
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

mine only does two,
but my girlfriend's does four!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

And yet she is with you for your money.
This must be the wrong way round.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

I've bought you a bread maker.
It compliments the 6 slice toaster HBLC has got you.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

I've got him two toasters.
Best get a bigger bread maker, Jack.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

I've got a spare bread maker here.
Together we can join together and make enough bread and toast it for Bogus to eat like a toast-loving king!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

Let's make him too much bread.
Then he'll have to buy a breadbin to store it in. Or another B3tan can get him one.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

well I've got a pint of tonic water with ice and lime
new cigarettes
AND
all the solar powered lights that charge in the day are all glowing and twinkling around my patio.
( moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Ms Official has some of them up to her front door
I think they are meant for a palatial driveway rather than half a dozen steps
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)