What about a toaster that can toast 6 slices of bread?
I bet your current one only does 4.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

I don't have one at all
I survive
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

mine only does two,
but my girlfriend's does four!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

And yet she is with you for your money.
This must be the wrong way round.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)