is it missing a leg?
draw a picture of it, you might be able to pay your bills.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Considering my bills
a small army of spiders may be required.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)