In the two minutes it has taken me
to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich, a tiny spider has crafted a web over my coffee mug. Industrious little bugger...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

does the spider have anything interesting to contribute?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

I bet it has an opinion on the heat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

is it missing a leg?
draw a picture of it, you might be able to pay your bills.
( Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)

Considering my bills
a small army of spiders may be required.
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)