I'm not reading it.
I'll just assume this is shit. Someone inform me if I'm wrong.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

JOKE TWO
Wait a sec, so, I asked how you-we all were earlier. And, you know, you all obviously responded in the positive. But the answer that you never expect- which admittedly, I've never got- but you live in hope and you don't turn round and say "Actually Jim, I've just been bumraped by a tramp". Yes, I know that's gross humour but, any porn in a storm, right. Especially tramps.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I cannot be fucked to transcribe any more

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

please do,
me and the doveston just did a cover version of it, live in the front room, him on guitar.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

What is he talking about mr goblin?
He's gone all rigby
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

it is the transcript from the stand up comedy routine
of the ever popular piston-broke
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

Is there a link?
Do I want a link?
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)

no, you do not want a link.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)

Was it actually a joke or is it for real?
I'm confused
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)

Serious comedy this.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)

It is confusing
I can't tell if he's being ironic and being shit at it or if he's a shit comedian. Either way I just wish it would stop.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)

HE TRIED HIS BEST STOP BULLYING THE POOR BOY
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

thank you thank you
I have wanted to see this since it was posted and then he pulled it off youtube.

what a fucking train wreck.

comedy mould.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

with every part you do a little bit of you dies

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

and i do mean the littlest bit wink wink

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

SO NOT HIS FACE THEN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)

LOL!!!

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

NOW I SEE!
It's the James Carter comedy gold.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

:(

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

He needs to break the text up a little if he wants us to read all that.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

THANK YOU FRIZ.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)