i had a wank that was so good once,
i collected all the sperm up and shoved it down my cock so i could do it again.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

you can pull it out like string

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

you've seen my clown act?
5 handerchiefs tied together doesn't half make you wince
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

link pls

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I can't hold a camera at the same time

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

when you do that you have to select the right straw
capri sun is best but you have to be careful not to use the pointy end
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)