That's not really ruining it by pouring on beans
But having a shit fried breakfast in the first place though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

Needs more lorne and tatty scones.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

And a vat of porridge?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yes, a vat of porridge.
Because im fat i eat a vat of porridge.

Yes.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Thanks for making that so clear ;)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I hope your bladder fails at an inopportune moment.
not that there is an opportune moment for that to happen i suppose
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Oh I don't know,
the meat counter in Tesco, at a funeral, during sex... the list goes on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)