*Punches what he's eating an gravels a hooker*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

*hooks a gavel from bowl of punch and eats*

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)

Dude....that's freakin HARDCORE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

X-TREEM!
morning gumbo. how're things?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)

Good good good. Got a half day today so it's all cool.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)

i get to leave early because it's the staff barbecue. i'll swing by, grab a burger then high-tail it home
this is the good news
the bad news is, no payrises this year :(
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)

I don't think I know anyone getting a payrise this year apart from a mate who works for HSBC.
sods law.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

but i WANT one
don't they understand that?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)

I'll give you a payrise. I'll put your wallet onto a high shelf for you, ok?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)