WOOP WOOP
BROOM ALERT
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)

FOREIGN 5 DIGITED OBJECT IDENTIFIED!
oh no! *fappity fap....fap....fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

you'd have to pick an alert noise that wouldn't get annoying if you had to hear it every 24 seconds

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

The sound of a fairy's wand granting a wish

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

dawww

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)