Just dont go to Italy
and then moan about being in Italy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

this sort of thing happens?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

So it seems

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

It leads to chronic gerontophilia
A terrible affliction
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)

You must have 'em hanging off you then.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)