Always carry two wallets.
One stuffed with old Tesco Clubcards and newspaper that you are happy to handover to anyone with a knife.
And a real one.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

Or carry 2 wallets with just frogs in and NO money or cards!
DOUBLE WHAMMEY!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)

oooh sneaky

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Works brilliantly
right up until they open it, check the contents, and stab you for being a cheeky cunt.

I'd agree on the cards, but use some real low denomination currency if you don't actually want to die bleeding on a foreign pavement.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

An english newspaper is like gold-dust to an ex-pat.
They just love to see what "Gordon 'Braahn' brown's britan" has turned into, faakin' all of 'em, cahmin ovah. Faakin' 'ell mate, I remember when you could walk into a shop and ask for something in english, know what I mean?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:29, archived)