My mum went to romania a few years ago
For breakfast they gave her some pork fat and a tomato
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

this is a better breakfast than you might think.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

If you haven't eaten for several weeks

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)