You were imagining the tramp
On account of you being too pissed to realise that you were in fact talking to yourself in a mirror.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)

Wow.
This must be the 'I Love Tramps' side of b3ta. How odd.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)

No.
It's the 'corinoco is shit' side.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

Why are tramps "useless pieces of human trash" exactly?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

He's just jealous because they always wear hats and he has a funny shaped-head that looks like a bell-end.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

Why are they NOT?
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

Wow.
That's impressive.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)

You're right. There's no such thing as victims of circumstance.
They chose to live on the streets because, fuck it, it's a laugh. No bills. No chores. And there's always a divvy cunt somewhere who knows the time.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

What he said.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)

Yep,it's as I suspected.
You're a wanker.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)

Oh, by the way...
nice comebackery. I haven't heard that since I was about 5.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)

i'm going to go ahead and assume that was more recent for you than any of the rest of us

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)

You were pissed when you were 5?
Suddenly this all makes sense.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)