all tramps are actually time travellers

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)

they all know a lot more about theoretical physics than you'd expect.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)

No, only ones called 'Catweazle' with pet frogs called 'Touchwood'.

Oh, Worzel Gummidge probably counts, too.
(corinoco is waiting for the revolution., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)