Well here's some total non-news:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8132547.stm

Who on earth decides to publish this rubbish on a reputable news site?
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)

I don't know,
who decided to link it on here?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)

ducks
they run around in the internet putting things where they should be not
( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)