You should come and live with me in the new Palace Of Glittering Delights
It'd be ace
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Wouldn't your missus object?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

Not if you do as expected
And be my cleaning bitch
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)

West Yorkshire has never seemed so appealing!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

North
Geography fail
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

Well its all Inbredshire

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

Only the pretty ones survive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)