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Hello /talk.
I am posting through IPREDator VPN, which is actually quite cool. Whats new with you chaps? I also think I might let Paul McKenna make me stop smoking later.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
I'm bitter
I'm not usually bitter.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
Because Green Minute wasn't featured in the newsletter?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
A bit, yeah
But, you know, pissing on a car just has... a certain.. niche to it.

Yeah.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
bloody hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
anyone would think you were a flaming queen!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
Oh, I'm not going to pretend that I'm not bitter
At least I'm admitting it.

It's just an odd feeling.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
haha, you really are a dick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
I'll admit that too

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
maybe, you know,
you could start your own newsletter, if you want your stuff to be in it.
b3tas newsletter is not the be all and end all and bellend all, it's not meant to be a list of the ten best things online this week you nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Started out so well that post.

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
i lost what i was saying so just stumbled into insults,
sorry, no offence, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
He could run this 3 number mini lottery right.
Where you pick 3 numbers from 1-15 right and you have to get them in the right order. Then, at the draw, a camera zooms in on Friz's bulging mouth and he opens his lips to reveal 3 pool balls numbers facing forwards. It'd be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
I liked it. I clicked it. I favourited on YouTube. I commented. I recommended it to a friend.
Isn't that enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
What are we clicking?
I am a support of Friz vids.

Enlinkify.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Google "YouTube"

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I suppose so
I didn't use to think this way. I used to just make them for fun.

Fleh.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
My "Fat Boy Thin" video didn't make it either.
And it was on the links popular page all week.

Oh well. I've already got my next video planned so I'll chugg on. I like your stuff so I hope this doesn't demotivate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Fair do :)

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
i did a painting of a cow,
that my mum said was really really good,
and it did not make it into the tate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
OUTRAGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
i bowled an absolute dream of an off spin at my little brother down the park last week.
i am still waiting for my call up to the england ashes squad.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
Cool.
I might start playing cricket with my Da again.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
i threw some screwed up paper into a bin three feet away, without even looking, over my shoulder.
the harlem globetrotters must have overlooked me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
The cunts.
Don't they know you're dying?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
i know!
this is the kind of disrespect talented people like myself have to put up with day in, day out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
This is the same thing, yes

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
of course it's not you dick

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake, it's only an internet newsletter, get over it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
BUT POOR ICKLE FWIZZLEWIZZLE DIDNT GET IN THE NEWSLETTER :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
*lights candle in respect*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Oh good, this won't get old

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Thats true, he's got pancreatic cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
INSENSITIVE :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
made me cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
QUEER

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
I'm eating cheese coleslaw with my my fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
you started it, you bell.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
If it's any consolation I didn't like it and thought the cuts from fat-face smiling to fat-face not smiling were annoying.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
I can't watch Green Minute whatever that is, no yoootuuub
Is it a Friz vid of him doing T Rex arms in front of a keyboard with his clothes airer in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Wouldn't have it any other way

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
You should change the location, then it will get in the newsletter. Like an old people's home.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Haha

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
poor ickle fwizzlewizzle!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
Not much, just getting really really omg omg really excited about the 10 million get.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
...isn't that quite a while off?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
It's 400odd thousand away.
But if we just move talk over to an old thread on there, it'll be done in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
I'll be honest dude, I don't know if I can write "SNARN" across pictures of kittens fast enough to compete with the regulars

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
I was just gonna use an old thread to post "OMG 10 MILLION?" in.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
oh yeah
that'd work too
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
i could have posted this with my phone
but i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
Hey well! How're you today? Anything interesting going on with you? Hows life? Hows the REAL well?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
why do you ask?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
I'm being friendly, because I like you Well.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
the way i go about not smoking
is to not smoke,
it is quite
a successful system.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
Of course there isnt much point to clean living now, is there?
How are you holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
You don't want to see what all the fuss is about?
It's not like you're going to get lung cancer after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
no, i smoked a tonne.
then when i wanted to stop, i stopped. it was quite straightforward.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
This
Its simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
My mother and granny just stopped too.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
have you tried jump-starting them?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
I found the best way was not to put them in my mouth, light them and puff.
Worked wonders, they should provide that on the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
why would you stop?
could you not afford to smoke anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Dunno
The smell of smoke on me i think
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I like fags. I don't want to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
i had some snuss the other day
it's a swedish tobacco pouch that you stick on your gums and get a nicotine rush from, and they're very strong. which meant that i went straight from no nicotine to far too much nicotine without at any point having looked cool
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Oooh.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
my pusher (for it was a bloke in the pub) had a great big selection box with loads of different snusses in it
mine tasted of citrus and liquorice, and would probably have been nice if i'd taken it out after ten minutes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Ugh, I hate liquorice.
This stuff sounds interesting. I'd say the head shop in town would have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
i normally hate liquorice
it did go alright with tobacco though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
I moved home yesterday, yay.
I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
And what exactly is wrong with England?
Eh?Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
LIES
Since i moved ive become whats wrong with SCOTLAND.

Ha!

Oh:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
You just ruin everything.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
I hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
dont pretend like it doesnt give you fizzy knickers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
He's scots now
he doesn't and can't count
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
quite a lot.
I'd like to get out for a few years,
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
I hate it.
No offence, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
It's ok.
I quite like it because I've never really lived in a shitty area of England.

It's still got massive shit points though.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
You lived in the East Midlands.
For four years.

The nearest I ever get to the East Midlands is Doncaster, and even then that's too close for comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
It's not as bad as it's made out to be.
I was living in a student town as a student though, so I haven't lived the East Midlands life properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
That's because you lived in a shitty lacklustre bit.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
It's just not home.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
You should come and live with me in the new Palace Of Glittering Delights
It'd be ace
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Wouldn't your missus object?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Not if you do as expected
And be my cleaning bitch
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
West Yorkshire has never seemed so appealing!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
North
Geography fail
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)
Well its all Inbredshire

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
Only the pretty ones survive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
yay!
I'd like to visit Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
DO.
YOU BETTER. AND BRING THAT THING YOU CALL A BOYFRIEND ALSO.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'LL COME OVER AND PESTER YOU IN THAT IRELAND
AND DRINK ALL YER GIN.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
HURRRRRRAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

visit invade

+ with 1 million armed angry chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I have no idea what that is,
and it sounds massively geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)

It's not really - all I'm doing, really, is connecting through a 128bit encrpyted VPN through to a server in Sweden, essentially creating an SSH tunnel in order to avoid packet filtering and download restrictions.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
when you put it that way
it doesn't sound geeky at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
It actually sounds quite clever.
It'd be useful if I was staying in this house for a significant amount of time, as there's capped internet here.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
The awesome cushions I now have on my sofa
Yey for sales.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
I'm replying va my blackberry
Not cool just rather fiddly
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
What's the point in using it?
What do you do online that needs so much privacy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)