haha, no girlfriend

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)

My bird's ace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)

*ace bird fives*

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)

*shit job zeros*
Got to go back to work now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)

cheer up, at least you've got a girlfriend to come home to

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)

HURRAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

I got a girlfriend yesterday.
She is also ace.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)

Mine paid for me to go to Cuba with her for a fortnight and a weekend in Venice
she's taking me to Greece soon too, also she doesn't have a gag reflex BONUS
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)

She's got a big Adam's Apple though,
but nobody's perfect eh?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

:D

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)