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Would it be wrong?
(after being lied to for the last two weeks, deceived, robbed and possibly cheated on)

To go into her work place and tell her in front of her employees that she's got a smelly fanny, shit tits and she's crap in bed.

'Cos at the moment that's what i feel like doing...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
You're quite the catch

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:09, archived)
well....
she's fleeced me, hurt me, lied to me and that's the way i'm feeling.

Gutted is the word.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
haha, no girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
My bird's ace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
*ace bird fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:15, archived)
*shit job zeros*
Got to go back to work now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
cheer up, at least you've got a girlfriend to come home to

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:23, archived)
HURRAH

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)
I got a girlfriend yesterday.
She is also ace.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
Mine paid for me to go to Cuba with her for a fortnight and a weekend in Venice
she's taking me to Greece soon too, also she doesn't have a gag reflex BONUS
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:36, archived)
She's got a big Adam's Apple though,
but nobody's perfect eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
Man up
Move on. Childish acts of retribution don't endear you to anyone, least of all yourself.

/dad
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
You should work harder at not being ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
go and get trashed and poke about a bit.
then man up and find another girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
If the money you lost divided by the number of screws is less than £50 then you've won
if it's more then report her to Trading Standards for overcharging
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
harden the fuck up
petty revenge only lowers you to her level

step away and move on

or strangle her with piano wire, either will do
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
Yeah you're right...
Just needed to vent.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)
This might also reignite the passion in the relationship.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
her employee's what?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
Go and tell her you've got a positive HIV test and she should get herself tested.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
Caught from her dad

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
I take it she dumped you then UGMO

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
There's dumping
and then there's finding out that everything that comes out of her mouth is a pathological lie and she hasn't even got the nerve to finish me, whilst choosing to spend my money on her friends and potential fuck buddy after claiming she needed money to pay bills.

Leaving me severely out of pocket (after i hasten to add, buying a shit load of nice grub so i could cook a meal for her)...

Damn i feel like shit... someone cheer me up.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
haha, loser
I'm doing that finger and thumb L thing on my forehead for you now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
i bet you're not

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)
Dewd...he is.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
The whole internet is laughing at you.
It's like posting a video of you hitting your head on something. A video that you recorded and have the only copy of.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
Are you cheered up yet?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)
The poo on the desk comment cheered me up
a little
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)
Whatever you do, dont think about the likelihood that as we speak she is being spit roast by two of your mates
While three others wait patiently for their turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)
You should really teach her a lesson and buy her loads and loads of nice present before she splits up with you.
You giant wet-bag.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)
That's definitely the way to regain the moral high ground.
Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
Yes it would
You should be the better person
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
obviously you should go and shoot it up a bit afterwards
or just hide behind a car in the carpark once you get there and weep.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
do a poo on her desk

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
chop her up, eat her
THEN poo HER on her own desk
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
Get a tree shredder and point it at her office window
scream "I'm coming back for you!" and jump in.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:16, archived)
I can understand you're hurting
But trust the wiser posters above me- it just isn't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
you should totally log in as your pretend girlfriend and send him a panderGAZ, that might cheer him up

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
What pretend girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
haha, oh jimbob
you are a card
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
Oh, Cyril Sneer.
I remember 'her'.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/workboredom/post343403
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)
Fucking hell.
That's a good display of tossery, that post.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
Yeah', but make sure you get it recorded on your camera phone for youtube first.
You'll look so hard and manly, deffo someone will want to go out with you then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)