There's dumping
and then there's finding out that everything that comes out of her mouth is a pathological lie and she hasn't even got the nerve to finish me, whilst choosing to spend my money on her friends and potential fuck buddy after claiming she needed money to pay bills.

Leaving me severely out of pocket (after i hasten to add, buying a shit load of nice grub so i could cook a meal for her)...

Damn i feel like shit... someone cheer me up.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)

haha, loser
I'm doing that finger and thumb L thing on my forehead for you now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

i bet you're not

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

Dewd...he is.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)

The whole internet is laughing at you.
It's like posting a video of you hitting your head on something. A video that you recorded and have the only copy of.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)

Are you cheered up yet?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:21, archived)

The poo on the desk comment cheered me up
a little
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:22, archived)

Whatever you do, dont think about the likelihood that as we speak she is being spit roast by two of your mates
While three others wait patiently for their turn.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:17, archived)

You should really teach her a lesson and buy her loads and loads of nice present before she splits up with you.
You giant wet-bag.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:19, archived)